Written by Hydrogen Balloon

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Topics: Dogs, Sotomayor

Wednesday, 29 July 2009

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Judge Sotomayor Makes New Friends At The Kennel

Washington DC-- Supreme Court nominee Judge Sotomayor was briefly detained by a DC dogcatcher while she was taking a stroll last night. The judge was walking on the Mall when she found herself being tasered and tossed into the back of a dogcatcher's truck. She was taken to a nearby dog pound where she spent the night.

President Obama supported the arrest and said it was very smart. "I was wrong about the arrest last week and caught a lot of grief, so this time I'm giving 100% support to the brave dogcatcher. At least that's what the TelePrompTer says to do." said the clueless moron.

Judge Sotomayor was furious about being mistaken for a dog and says she will sue the city.

"I'm not a dog, woof woof." barked the perra. I might look and smell like a Rottweiler, but I'm a real human being." she barked some more.

The dogcatcher noted Judge Sotomayor was walking on four legs when she was caught. He also noted Judge Sotomayor was sniffing and eating dog turds when she was arrested.

"Everyone here eats dog turds, woof woof. It's not against the law, either." barked the dog. "You should see how quickly Michelle Obama eats a plate of dog shit!"

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