Wasilla, AK - Former Gov. Sarah Palin has reportedly re-joined the Alaska Independence Party as party leader saying "I've had enough of those there ungrateful Americans. God willin' with me as leader of the AIP, we're not only gonna secede from the US, but we're gonna make a bid to become a Canadian territory, hopefully in time for me to run for Prime Minister in the upcoming elections."
After learning that Prime Ministers in Canada are appointed by the Governor General on behalf of the Queen of England, and not elected, Palin changed her strategy, saying "Never mind, then. Alaska will secede from the United States and form an Independent Nation, and I will be Queen of AlaskaLand."