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Monday, 27 July 2009

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Thomas will leave his humble fudge packing duties to give it to the country.

Thomas Craig, world champion fudge packer from San Fagcisco, California, has taken a presidential appointment and will be relocating to Washington, D.C.. Craig, who will work in the White House Office of Rhetoric and Empty Promises, is excited by the move.

"When I look at the people I will be working with, why, all of the world's biggest assholes are in this administration! I'll be right at home with these guys!"

"This whole group of people is full of shit, and so am I! It is a match made in heaven."

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, also of California, was instrumental in securing the Presidential Appointment for Mr. Craig. She said, "When I told Premiere Obama about this man's empty head and ability to spout platitudes without ceasing, he knew that we had to have him in this government."

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