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Sunday, 26 July 2009

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North Korea Reacts to Clinton's Taunts

WASHINGTON, D.C., USA United States Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton issued her most strongly worded statement to date concerning nuclear proliferation in North Korea today during an appearance on NBC's "Meet the Press".

Clinton revealed that North Korea has abandoned promises to dismantle its nuclear program and has recently conducted a number of missile tests and an underground nuclear explosion.

In a last-ditch effort to attain world safety from nuclear proliferation by North Korea, Clinton resorted to that age-old schoolyard bully tactic of taunting: "North Korea doesn't have any friends left."

North Korea responded that it fully intends to notify its mother immediately of Clinton's bullying tactics.

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