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Topics: Flying

Saturday, 25 July 2009

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For only a $20 surcharge on your airline ticket from Gamma Airlines, you can now rent a parachute to wear while you're on any of their planes all the way to your final destination.

This would allow you to quickly jump from the plane just as soon as it begins to stall or a hi-jacker has gotten control of the cockpit. You just need to close your ears to anyone else's whines and remember, that they had the chance to rent one too, the dead cheapskates.

Also, Gamma now has a sideline with their simple parachutes that anyone working in a high rise building in any major city should have. Should there be a major fire or another terrorist attack, just jump out the window or climb to the roof and jump. You can rent these or purchase one for yourself to keep at work.

A word of warning, do not jump off the building on the side that others may jump or they could hit you and your parachute like a big bullet on their way to the street.

Speaking of street, the parachutes carry an emergency whistle and smoke bomb to drop to the ground just to make sure that you are seen and not ran over by a taxi!

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