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Saturday, 25 July 2009

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WASHINGTON DC (AP Newsliar) - A Pew Research Center poll of current U.S. presidents reveals that the approval rating of American voters has plummeted from 100% in January, 2009 to 0% in July, showing that sitting U.S. presidents now overwhelmingly Strongly Disapprove of the way that Americans are performing in their role as an ignorant mass of second-guessing armchair presidents.

Overall, 0% of current presidents Somewhat Approve of Americans' performance, while only 0% Strongly Approve.

The Pew Research Center survey also reveals that 100% of current U.S. presidents believe the stimulus package will help the economy, line the pockets of key political allies and contributors, and/or expand the scope of government in an ideologically pleasing fashion. Only 0% of sitting presidents either Somewhat Disapprove or Strongly Disapprove of the stimulus package.

It is important to note that the Pew Research Center ratings are based on a representative sample of current U.S. presidents.

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