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Friday, 24 July 2009

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Radio Talk Show host Glenn Beck has brought the question to the forefront once again. Was President Barack Hussein Obama born in the United States or somewhere else?

"Those counterfeiters are really good and no one let anyone from the Republican Party see this birth certificate up close. Personally, I think it was made by Nigerians who are becoming specialists in all fields of conning people."

Others are asking the same question, where did the birth certificate go?

During the presidential race John McCain even had his followers digging and they couldn'd get anywhere because of the red tape.

"Here we have a President digging us deeply in debt that may not qualify to be President", stated Sean Hannity of radio and TV fame.

"What we need is a shot of his mom and dad having sex somewhere that can be identified and with the date close enough to the time that Obama was born", stated Rush Limbaugh. "I would accept that!"

Then Limbaugh told his vast audience, "This just in, the latest rumor is that Kenya may become our 51st state."

Meanwhile both the Sun and the National Enquirer are sitting on their fat asses!

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