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Thursday, 23 July 2009

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Sarah Jessica Parker

MANHATTAN,NEW YORK, USA A pair posing as police chiefs in Ohio were exposed as agents of the Federal Bureau of Investigation when it was revealed today that they had illegally entered the residence of American actor Matthew Broderick and his strange looking wife Sarah Jessica Parker in order to secure evidence of an infiltration of extra Terrestrials on the eastern seaboard.

Parker had convinced Broderick that she had employed a surrogate mother to give birth to twin daughters for the couple when in fact she was preparing for the arrival of two new invaders from her home planet; the aliens were to be referred to as "Marion" and "Tabitha".

The FBI became aware of the potential alien infiltration when then five year old James Broderick began attending kindergarten last fall and exhibited knowledge and behavior inconsistent with a normal human being.

While traditional news sources are reporting that Parker has separated from her husband and moved into a 5.2 million dollar home in Brooklyn with her children, an insider has informed us they are being held at Area 51 for further interrogation and study.

It is widely reported that Dr. Conrad Murray attended the arrival of Marion and Tabitha and is an integral part of the entire alien infiltration program in North America.

It is widely speculated that he was instrumental in the inter Terrestrial transfer of all three of Michael Jackson's children as well.

Shockingly, Joe Jackson was rendered speechless by the allegations, possibly for the first time in his life.

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