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Tuesday, 21 July 2009

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New York, NY Reverend Al Sharpton is none too pleased at Harrahs Casino employee Andrea McNulty. McNulty has brought a lawsuit against Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger accusing Roethlisberger of sexual assault.

Reverend Al has stated, "...there you go. Another white hoe bitchslappin' the breadwinners in white society, willin' to take them down at any cost. These white woman are witches. In another time they would have been burned at the stake."

"What do you expect from a white bimbo that works in a casino? They is all just a bunch of gold diggers waitin' fo' a meal ticket to come walkin' through the front door."

David Cornwell, Roethlisberger's attorney, refused to address Sharpton's comments other than to say they were 'colorful'.
With this, however, Reverend Sharpton immediately launched a lawsuit against Mr. Cornwell for $15 million, claiming the 'colorful' remark was malicious, false and defamatory.

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