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Tuesday, 21 July 2009

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A flat-chested Secretary of State Clinton flashes crowd in field outside Hooters

President Obama launched his 2012 campaign fund raiser Monday evening at the K Street Hooters in Washington, DC. Chief among items for sale is an orange tee shirt with Obama's likeness and the phrase "I boned your mamma!" in large black letters.

The President and First Lady wore the tees at the fund raiser. The First Lady's tee was low cut, off the shoulders and sleeveless. The crowd approved and 4 million dollars was raised in 20 minutes.

Senate Majority Leader, Harry Reid, Democrat from Nevada, bought one dozen of the shirts. Reid shook the President's hand and said, "Son, I really did bone your mother!"

Utah Senator Orin Hatch also purchased several of the tee shirts. "I have 16 wives to dress as cheap whores," Hatch explained.

Secretary of State Clinton challenged retiring Alaska Governor Sarah Palin to a wet tee shirt contest. "I can take that bitch, easy," Clinton shouted to the approving crowd. As usual, Palin had nothing of note to note.

Hooters will begin selling the shirts in all their outlets beginning Wednesday at Happy Hour. Please, dress responsibly!

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