Los Angeles, CA - The lost DVD that supposedly shows Erin Andrews nude through a peephole has been discovered in music pimping, Lindsey Lohan loving woman/boy Samantha Ronson's backpack. The bag was discovered at a local Los Angeles wave pool which Samantha Ronson sometimes rents out for her own use so that she can exfoliate herself.
Several gay pool attendants, who had been treating Ms. Ronson with brillo pads, found the backpack when they were cleaning out the change room. Ms Ronson was indisposed at the time as she was still in the sauna with a big breasted Swedish girl named Yolanda.
The gay pool attendants had not realized the backpack had belonged to Ms. Ronson as it had been stored in the men's change room. Ms. Ronson explained its presence there by saying she liked to 'mix it up' once in awhile.
When the gay pool attendants realized that the DVD in the backpack contained video of Ms. Erin Andrews in a compromising position, they immediately contacted a man in Las Vegas whom they know only as 'Guido the Dwarf', a curious name since he is neither short, standing at approximately 6 feet, nor is he Portuguese.
'Guido The Dwarf' instructed the men to Fedex the DVD to his office in Las Vegas however none of the attendants were familiar with the paperwork required to accomplish this task so they sent the DVD by Greyhound with a street urchin, 15 year old Jenny Glick, who offered to take the DVD to Vegas for them on the bus.
The bus, however, got stuck on the side of the road outside of Vegas at which time Jenny departed the bus and began to hitch rides. Unfortunately, the DVD package was left in the back seat of one of the vehicles she hitched a ride with.
This vehicle was last seen cruising towards Lake Havasu in Arizona.