New York - It was confirmed today that Glenn Beck is indeed the founder and questionably charismatic leader of the political group known as The Inconvenient Cult. When confronted, Beck admitted that the people who tune in daily to his broadcasts are doing so against their will. "How else do you explain the high ratings I get for the garbage I spew?" he said with disdain. "There are enough ignorant folks in this country just waiting for people like me to tell them what to think and who to believe. It's not hard once you get them in your confidence."
An expert on cults confirmed that Beck has all the qualities of a fairly successful cult leader, "he's a liar, he's controlling, he has an exaggerated sense of self, and as we saw just days ago, is given to fits of uncontrollable rage against anyone who questions his authority." This could possibly explain his obsession with Al Gore, the one person he can't seem to pull into his cult and whom he seems to secretly look up to. This is evident by his naming his book "An Inconvenient Book," his tour "An Inconvenient Tour," and now his cult "An Inconvenient Cult." Glenn Beck-genius or merely disingenuous?