Washington, DC - CIA Director, Leon Panetta, apologized profusely for outing former Vice President Dick Cheney as the mastermind behind a secret CIA initiative to capture and kill Osama bin Ladin. Cheney's reputation for being hot-headed has kept even the bravest of politicians hidden from sight as Cheney has again reared his ugly head in Washington.
Cheney, quoted as saying "I'm loaded for game," showed up at the White House unexpectedly in full fatigue uniform and demanded to have a word with Panetta. When he wouldn't leave, President Obama produced Panetta by shoving him out the front door and locking it behind him, demanding that Panetta meet with Cheney to avoid any possible bloodshed on the Presidential carpet.
Panetta, described as "shaking like a leaf" when confronted by Cheney, wet himself a bit but, determined to get it over with, met outside on the steps to discuss the matter. A deal was struck finally as Panetta agreed to talk to the President about hiring Cheney as the official hit man to finally bring Osama bin Laden down. A hunting trip was scheduled for September-details are still being worked out.