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Wednesday, 15 July 2009

image for Deborah Rowe on whoremoan replacement therapy
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Los Angeles - (Homopathetic Ass Mess): OctoMom's former snatch doctor has prescribed Debbie Rowe the same oral remedy that's stimulated c(o)untless fecund Hollywood uteruses like Angelia Jolie's and Katie Holmes'.

Rowe is anxious to revive her sagging renta womb business and is believed to be on a similar maintenance dose of whoremoan replacement therapy as Jenna Bush Hager.

Last week an LA court ruled that freezing Michael Jackson's sperm had never been an option because he'd never actually had any spunk the first place.

The brats that Rowe bore him were hybrids gestated from Jordan Chandler's sperm, harvested under hypnosis during an eclipsed full moon during the Jackson's crystalmeth phase.

Michelle Obama could do with a HRT patch herself some reckon.

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