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Wednesday, 15 July 2009

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You Talkin' Ta Me? I Don't See Anybody Else Here...You Talkin Ta Me...?

Limey dickhead, Skoob 1999, a sometime contributor to world renowned satirical website TheSpoof.com has revealed that Americans are basically a big bunch of robbing thieving bastards.

Especially the squirrels.

Whingeing bastard Spoof pretender Skoob told us:

"We were at Madison Square Park in a New York Winter Wonderland when the Mrs asked me to pose for a photo with the Flatiron Building in the background. As I was obliging, this fucking squirrel turned up trying to pick my pocket. I swatted the little bastard but he wouldn't give it up and continued to attempt to pick my pocket. No matter how violent I got towards him, he wouldn't give up on the pocket picking shit. It was like a hairy Fagin."

Doctor Dolittle informed us that the squirrel thought that Skoob 1999 was a complete pussy and deserved everything he got.

"We don't need pussies like this in the Big Apple" the squirrel quipped. "Fuckin' limey asshole..."

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