George Bush was spotted today at a Dallas Job Fair at the American Airlines center in Dallas Texas.
When asked what he was doing there he commented, "I wanted to make sure that all sides had a fair and balanced oppormatunitation, I mean after all it is a job fair and not a job unfair. It's my goal to see all Dallassians epecially those with an edumacation reach new and starry heights. I am a Texassian after all and look how far I got in the world."
Soon after president Bush's short little speech a spokesperson for the event made this statement, "President Bush although beloved by the people of Dallas is not our spokesman, I am, and as much as we appreciate him being here we do not like to call ourselves Texassians or Dallassians."
Then spokesman Gibbs made these remarks, "Having difficulties in life is one thing, but being president and not knowing how to say Texans, well thats something else altogether".
It was at this point that Mr. Gibbs let the cat out of the bag that Mr. Bush was actually there to find a Tutor for his 5th grade English studies class.