Barack Obama, Premier of the Socialist States of America, has finally come to the realization that the "Think System" will not work to fix the Nation's or World's economic problems. The system, as originally invented by Professor Harold Hill (Gary, Indiana Convervatory of Music, Gold Medal Class of 1905) taught that persons could learn to play music or an instrument just by thinking about music and the instrument.
Said Obama, "I been thinkin' bout these economic woes for over six months now, and they still ain't fixed. Maybe I need to get some more people to think with me and we's can find ourselves a solution."
Other things that Obama has thought about, but have not worked, include:
- Paris Hilton has not made any naked, late night visits to the Oval Office to smoke a cigar with the chief resident.
- The Chicago Bears did not win the Super Bowl.
- Foxnews and Rush Limbaugh are still on the air.
- The United States Military has not been overrun in the Middle East.
- Islam has not become the official national religion.