Los Angeles - (Rotters): "No wonder the goddam body's missing and the hardly bigger than a microdot 'brain' has been sent to Pentagon missing persons' forensics!"
That was the gist of Michael Jackson's ex-publicist's statement today following the news that someone topped the singer on 25 June.
Police however believe Jackson was killed by George W Bush 'some time in the early 1990s' and was substituted with a tribute act son of George Bush Senior and Queen Elizabeth.
The doppelganger then began living the life of Riley while blackm ailing record companies, music PR machines and ever goddam politician who owed one to George Bush Senior.
These have included the IRA, the KGB and various bankrupt ex-BCCI Bank investors operating under the flag of convenience eventually billed as Al Qaeda.
Paris Hilton is a massive fibber.