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Sunday, 6 September 2009

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Bill Clinton Like You've Never Seen Him Before

New York, NY-- Look for Bill Clinton next month like you've never seen him before. The ex-president is posing au natural in next month's issue of Playgal. Bill 'Mr. August' Clinton will be showing all of his distinguishable characteristics when the issue is released on Halloween.

Playgal's entire 200 pages will be devoted to celebrating Mr. Clinton. The magazine is promising to put the graphic back into pornographic.

"I get to show off everything." said the slick ex-president. "They even shoved a camera up my ass, it's going to shock lots of people." he snickered.

A special scratch-and-sniff card will be included for readers to follow the action. One out of every 10,000 magazines printed will also have a pubic hair from the former leader.

"It's the beginning of my comeback!" smirked Mr. Clinton. The way things are going, Hillary and I will be back at the White House long before 2012." he bragged.

Playgal Magazine is also planning a similar article on George W. Bush for the November issue.

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