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Thursday, 9 July 2009

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Oxford, Oxfordshire, UK - Today the Oxford debating society is examining the question 'Is Rev Al A Racist Or Just A Poor Deluded Soul Who Thinks He Can Pull A Fast One Over On Whitey'.

Representing the position that 'Rev Al Is A Racist' is Nigel Spotwolling, currently head of the Cambridge Debating Team
and future candidate for the position of communications director of the town of Fockerby in the unitary authority area of North Lancashire.

Representing the position that 'Rev Al Is Just A Poor Deluded Soul Who Thinks He Can Pull A Fast One Over On Whitey' is Jamie Quagmire-Jones, an Oxford debater, studying to be a gynaecologist for the wife of the future communications director of the town of Fockerby in the unitary authority area of North Lancashire, and all her friends.

To start off the debate, Nigel Spotwolling.

"Well, if one wishes to posit that Rev Al, or Reverend Al Sharpton is a racist, one must first outline the circumstances that gave rise to this theory. We must place the Reverend Sharpton in his milieu; the context by which..."

"Can I just say..." At this point, Mr. Quagmire-Jones interrupts on a point of order.

"Can I just say, Mr. Spotwolling, that I imagine your wife to have a most splendid twat."

The debate judge interrupts the proceedings.

"Order...Order. That remark was quite out of line and must award Mr. Spotwolling fifty points as an impediment against Mr. Quagmire-Jones an obstacle that I'm afraid will not be overcome, therefore the debate concludes. Winning the debate with for the side of 'Rev Al Is A Racist', Mr. Nigel Spotwolling."

Next weeks debate shall be "Is Madonna A Wigga Or Is She Just Placating Her Maternal Instincts By Shopping For Orphans"

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