Washington, DC - Shocking news uncovered in Washington late last evening regarding star-crossed haters, Sahel Kamezi and Steve McNair. Sources have confirmed that Sahel Kamezi, the supposed waitress and mistress of former NFL quarterback Steve McNair, was the head of a sleeper Al Qaeda cell and was poised to attack Everglades National Park with powerful explosives - so powerful that they would have destroyed the park as a monument to ecological diversity and would have rendered them totally useless except for development as a gated condo community with an Indian-run casino.
In addition, it has been learned that Steve McNair, since his retirement, had taken up a position within the C.I.A., a position where his sole responsibility was to infiltrate Al Qaeda sleeper cells in the southeast and personally execute those members he deemed to be a danger to homeland security.
It is in this scenario that the murder of Steve McNair and the death of his supposed 'mistress' is now framed, murkier than the alligator infested swamp waters of the Florida Everglades that Ms. Kamezi so wished to destroy.
The relationship between the two started out quite innocent with a cup of coffee and a slap on the rear end and led to a torrid romance consisting in leather whips, silk bed linens with the odd parasailing adventure thrown in for good measure; all the hallmarks of a good spy flick.
It appears that on the fateful day of their deaths, Ms. Kamezi had learned of Mr. McNair's involvement in the C.I.A. and finished the whole charade off by shooting him multiple times and taking her own life with one single bullet, thus ending 10 years of planning and preparation with the intent of destroying Everglades Park and drawing the curtains on any hope that yet another Indian-run casino would find its place in the state that likes to call itself 'America's Playground'.