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Thursday, 9 July 2009

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Lisa Marie Presley as she appeared in a recent TV commericial for Diet Pepsi.

HOLLYWOOD - It is being reported that Lisa Marie Presley who has just been given custody of Michael Jackson's three children will now be adopting Macaulay Culkin and Shaheen Jafargholi.

Lisa Marie who was married to Michael Jackson for two years said that on several occasions her and Michael had talked about adopting Home Alone star Macaulay Culkin.

Jackson's first ex-wife said that the only reason that the adoption did not take place was because Michael was too busy performing sold-out concerts throughout America, Japan, Iceland, and Ethiopia.

She also said that Michael's shoe business, Moon Walking Shoes, Inc. had also taken up quite a bit of his free time what with him having to attend sales promotions, product meetings, and moon walking demonstrations.

She added that coupled with the fact that he was the official spokesperson for The Hot Damn Suntanning Lotion Company MJ's time was pretty well taken up.

And as a result of his incessant touring Jackson never got around to signing the adoption papers.

Lisa Marie says that she owes it to Michael and to Macaulay to see to it that Mickey's wishes (as she called MJ in private) are met.

When Macaulay was told of the adoption, he started jumping up and down as if on a pogo stick and yelling "I'm gonna be rich! I'm gonna be rich!"

He said that he has always looked upon Michael as a father figure and Lisa Marie as a mother figure, but not in the MILF sense.

When Culkin was asked if he didn't think that the fact that he is being adopted at the age of 28-years-old didn't seem somewhat odd to him, he smiled and answered that in the land of the prancing Peter Pan, age is nothing more than a number.

And regarding the young Welsh singing sensation Shaheen Jafargholi, Michael had mentioned to his sister LaToya that he had, had a long talk with Shaheen and they had both agreed that it would be in Shaheen's best interest to have Michael adopt him and bring him to America and show him the ropes, so to speak.

Michael had said that Shaheen would start off as one of his backup singers and then in a year or so the two would actually start performing duets together.

When Shaheen was asked what he thought about being Jackson's prodigy, he looked puzzled and asked, "What's a prodigy." When he was told what prodigy meant he smiled and said, "I'm gonna be rich! I'm gonna be rich!"

In a related story. The Reverend Jesse Jackson is denying rumors that he will be joining The Jackson Five.

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