HOLLYWOOD - Brooke Shields has just revealed a very intimate secret that she has kept inside of her for fifteen years.
The statuesque star stated that in 1994 she fell in love with Michael Jackson while the two of them were having M&M Blizzards at a Dairy Queen in Cucamonga.
She said that after the third bite all of a sudden a feeling of exquisiteness came over her and she leaned forward and asked Michael to marry her.
Shields said that Michael told her that he cared for her a lot, that he loved her movies, and that he thought that her bushy eyebrows were the sexiest eyebrows that he had ever seen, but that he couldn't marry her because he was going to marry Lisa Marie Presley.
Brooke was absolutely shattered. She was so heartbroken that she signed on to make a movie and flew off to Shanghai, China for four months.
After the movie filming ended, she flew down to Tierra Del Fuego and spent another four months lying on the beach, basking in the sun, and cursing in the wind.
Michael later told a close friend that the real reason that he did not marry Brooke was because he could not handle the fact that she was 6 feet tall and she towered over him.
Jackson seriously thought about buying some four inch insoles and although they would have probably worked fine with regular shoes they would not have worked worth a darn with flip flops.
But by this time Lisa Marie Presley had already come into the picture. Michael said that he had always idolized her father Elvis Presley, who was the undisputed king of rock and roll.
And since Jackson was considered to be the undisputed king of pop, it only stood to reason that by marrying the daughter of the king of rock and roll, that he, Michael, would soon become the king of music (period).
That thought sent chills of joy, happiness, and monetary gain through Michael's entire body.
And even though Michael and Brooke never married, Brooke has said that in her heart they were married symbolically kind of like Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell, Ryan O'Neal and Farrah Fawcett, and J. Edgar Hoover and Clyde Tolson.
In a related story. Word is that the leader of North Korea Kim Jong Il is very upset at not having been invited to Michael Jackson's Memorial Service. There are as yet unconfirmed reports that Kim Jong Il is planning on launching a missile at Queen Latifah's house.