Los Angeles - (Rioters): Freed from the corporeal limits of his wasted, heroin-pickled body Michael Jackson's brain will be exhibited in a permanent new exhibition at the Smithsonian 'next to Anna Nicole Smith's breasts'.
The decision not to bury the organ came after pleading from music industry sources who reckon that one day human cloning technology will be so advanced that a new Jackson could be created using his preserved brain stem cells.
The museum's curators aren't totally happy about the decision, however.
"The Anna Nicole breasts, as you can imagine, occupy a huge amount of specially re-inforced wall space," Dr V Smart, the Smithsonian's director of antiquities said today.
"Jackson's brain, alas, needs a magnifying glass to be viewed properly. We'd prefer exhibiting it in our predatory incest...er, insect! - department, sponsorship permitting."
Angelina Jolie's lips are also to be bequeathed to the Smithsonian.