Juneau, Alaska - After complaining to staff members that she was tired of people being mean to her, Sarah Palin, holding back the tears, held a press conference at which she resigned her post.
Several unnamed sources close to Sarah say she has been riding a metabolic emotional roller coaster as of late.
"Hell, she's crazier than a shit-house rat. During the last meeting we had, she asked "is it hot in here or is it me?" She then proceeded to strip down to her bra".
Hot flashes are not her only problem. Others have reported that when they have tried to present her with idea's she did not like, she made her finger into a gun and yelled "BLAM! BLAM!" at them.
"We're glad she doesn't have access to a real gun during meetings or worse, a nuclear bomb."
Apparently her husband told friends that he has had to sleep on the couch because she keeps the bedroom colder than an icebox. But, the children seem to have the worst to say about Sarah.
" Lately, she has been a cranky bitch."
Dr. Herman Picwickleman, Palin's gynecologist said Sarah has been offered several options to ease her through "the change."
"I have suggested hormone replacement therapy or if that is not an option, or possible, complete isolation away from all other humans until she is over it."