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Monday, 6 July 2009

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Joe 'The Bone' Bonazzio

Las Vegas, NV - iPhone Porn software developers, Wing Nguyen and Joe 'The Bone' Bonazzio are flipping mad today as the result of Apple shutting down the duos porn app, 'Swedish Chicken Delight'; a euphemism for fully frontal nude porn. The application was allowing iphone owners to download porn photos from the Apple store. Many of the photos appear to be of underaged girls.

Mr. Bonazzio stated, "I am incensed that, on the weekend that celebrated America's independence from tyranny, we are prevented from peddling a harmful little product that would bring a little pleasure into the dreary humdrum lives of our customers. Apart from the fact that my partner and I have spent untold hours creating this application, it also leaves me with about 2 million photos on my hard drive that I can't get rid of."

For his part, Mr. Nguyen simply shrugged his shoulders and said, "When I come in this country, I was living in a tent with my famiry, befole I could affold my condom. 'Swedish Chicken Delight' was to be my key to success - the blass ling. I don't rike Apple giving me a 'cock-and-burr' stoly."

"You the people! You the people! You should keep ableast of these deveropments. If you no like, change things in next erection."

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