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Sunday, 5 July 2009

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Please don't fart in his face....regardless of how hard that is.

Munchkins all across the United States are up in arms over an episode of "The Apprentice" where they are referred to as "Midgets" and a Joan Rivers team suggests that they be hung up to dry. The runts apparently don't like the term "midgets" and feel that it is derogatory towards them.

These crotch sniffers prefer to be called little people (their organization is called Little People of America). The dwarves demanded in their letter to the FCC that words such as midget should be removed from the air in the same way that the "n" word is not permitted (even though we all know that means "nigger").

Responded Donald Trump, star and executive producer of The Apprentice, "if we ban that word, then what are they going to call Midget Tossing in bars? It's a sport!"

"Tiny and those other short stuffs just need to get a life....or a stepladder."

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