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Topics: Death, Celebrities

Saturday, 4 July 2009

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Gold Coins used in the Production of Coffins

After the announcement that King of Pop, Michael Jackson, is to be buried in a gold coffin, an American manufacturer has admitted that they can no longer keep up with the supply.

Sir Ian Ternment of Luxury Coffins PLC said that his staff were working day and night to cope with the demand. The coffins, plated with 14 carat gold, were being ordered by Jackson fans throughout the globe.

"We can't make enough of them!" Ternment said. "Everybody wants one. We have the Egyptian Comfort, the Pyramid Suite and the Sphynx to suit larger sizes. It's the ultimate tribute to your loved ones."

Luxury Coffins can be viewed at their website.

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