Oprah Smith and her close friend Gayle Kennedy have finally come out and announced that they are gay.
The duo, who have been inseparable for years and are never seen not together, decided that it was time to go public in the local community.
They took out a full-page advert in their weekly Church newsletter and handed out copies to the clearly unsurprised congregation as they left Church where both of them perform in the local choir.
Oprah is the louder and more boisterous of the two with a big booming voice and opinions on everything, while Gayle works in the background and is happy to ride on the coattails of her lover, going on road trips cross country and other such leech-like activities.
Dr. Phil, a close friend of Oprah and the local psychologist-cum-postman, said that he is real happy for his friend:
"It was clear to everyone that these two were as gay as a flamingo and they had been doing such a bad job at hiding their obvious love for each other", he said