Washington AC/DC - (Prescient Ass Mess): He may not regret it yet but come 11 July 2009 President Obama will surely rue the day he ever opened his big, apocalyptic, show-off mouth.
That's the considered opinion at NATO military intelligence HQ following an official review of Obama's take on George W Bush's Mission Accomplished daftass tragedy.
"July 11 is the feast of St Benedict," NATO historian prof V Smart said today, "commemorating the Papal namesake behind the 9/11 outrage.
"We consider Barack Obama's blood tie to the Bushes enough of a reason to impeach his filthy lyin' ass, as it is."
July 11 also marks the 30th anniversary of the Skylab spy station's disastrous crash into the Indian Ocean - a karmic omen for NASA top brass in the current International Space Station cover-up shenanigans.
Michelle Obama has one big ass.