The reading of the last will and testament of the late, great King of Pop, Michael Jackson, was revealed here in Los Angeles this afternoon, and shocked those present, who included the singer's parents, both as mad as hatters.
Joe and Katherine Jackson had been expecting bumper payouts from the Wacko Estate, but lawyer, Reginald Tripe, told the group:
"He was worth fuck all!"
In March 2007, Michael Jackson had claimed that he had a net worth of $236m (£143m, 223billion lira), but, as Mr Tripe revealed, this was some way from the truth, and it now seems that the superstar was staging his O2 shows to keep his head above water.
Or maybe he just loved moonwalking.
It's only my opinion, but he should grow up.