Consternation tonight from New York City as the UN called an emergency meeting, suspecting that TheSpoof.com's hugely anticipated Star Trek collaboration may never be completed.
"This news is devastating," President Barack Obama announced. "It's symptomatic of what's wrong with the world today. There must be at least twenty seven readers out there waiting, I say waiting, for the latest contribution to the Spoof collaboration of Star Trek, but since Madame Bitters, the whore of Lyons, and apparently a skilled cakemaker made her contribution, we've been confronted by a wall of silence. I'm thinking of ordering a pre-emptive nuclear strike on Iran."
Iranian President Ahjustscoredthewinnerdad reacted angrily in Tehran. Speaking on Ahlljizzalloveryou TV, he told a big bunch of raving lunatics:
"This shit has nothing to do with us. Those up their own arse Yankee bastards wanna fight, then bring it on! My close friend Saddam beat them, AND SO WILL WE!"
Legendary Hollywood movie director Stephen Spielberg told us:
"It's gonna be a tragedy if these Spoof writers don't get their shit together and complete this project."
Oscar winning actor Robert De Niro, looking appropriately moody, told us:
"Seems there's some Limey named Skoob or somesuch who's prepared to carry the flag. I wish the asshole all the best."
Saddam Hussain wasn't answering his mobile (cell phone) when we called him.
John Lennon told us to give peace a chance.
More Star Trek related stupidity as we get it.
Update: Story wound up on July 1 in the wee small hours. Now it's James Bond time!