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Monday, 29 June 2009

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Lisa Marie Presley, the daughter of the King of Rock, Elvis Presley, and the ex-wife of the King of Pop, Michael Jackson.

MALIBU BEACH - Lisa Marie Presley, daughter of the King of Rock and Roll Elvis Presley was married for two years to the King of Pop Michael Jackson.

They were married in 1994, before a group of 100 family members and close friends. The wedding was held at the North Pole because Michael said that Lisa Marie made him feel like he was on top of the world.

Lisa Marie said that when she first married Michael she was severely criticized by most members of the news media. They said that she was only after his money, his song royalties, and his feminine wardrobe.

Priscilla Presley's little girl flat out denied the money and song royalties part, but she did admit that she was fascinated by MJ's girlish wardrobe.

Lisa Marie was recently interviewed by Barbara Walters and she revealed some intimate secrets about MJ that had never been made pubic before.

She told Walters that his favorite Beatle was Ringo Starr. He said that he looked so plain and so homely and that he reminded him a lot of Fox News talk show host Bill O'Reilly.

Lisa Marie also said that Michael hardly ever drank beer, but when he did he would mix it with Neapolitan Ice Cream. She confessed that Jackie (as she called him in private) would give his pet chimpanzee Bubbles drinks from his glass.

She said that Michael would dress Bubbles up to look like him, even the glove. She laughed and remarked that one night Bubbles got so drunk that he started doing weird off-the-wall stuff like imitations of Tarzan and Jane's Chita and Richard Simmons.

Another time he actually shocked both her and Michael by doing his version of the moonwalk.

She said that it was so funny watching him on the floor with his gloved hand, his tight blue jeans, and way too much makeup. And Bubbles was even funnier to watch.

Lisa revealed that for the past year, Michael had taken to lip syncing on most of his songs. she confessed that no one knew this, but MJ had gotten to the point where he was even foot syncing the infamous moonwalk.

Another secret that only she knew about Michael was that he had gotten both of his tonsils tattooed. The name Lisa was on his left tonsil, and the name Marie was on his right tonsil.

Lisa Marie also revealed that Michael's two children were not his. She said that she actually knew who the fathers were. All she would say was that one was an NBA player and the other one was an NFL player.

But perhaps the biggest secret of all about Michael Jackson is that after Lisa Marie divorced him 1996, MJ fell in love with Elizabeth Taylor. She said that they got along great. At the time MJ was 37, and ET was 64.

Lisa Marie said that one night when she was home watching her favorite show NYPD Blue, Michael called her and told her that Elizabeth Taylor had just proposed to him.

Lisa Marie asked, "Proposed what?"

"Marriage." MJ replied.

"Michael, you two need to put down the bottle of Scotch and get away from each other. In fact, Michael where exactly are you right now?"

"Well, at the moment, I am actually sitting on Ms. Taylor's lap."

Lisa Marie started laughing and she said that Michael got so upset that he hung up on her.

Needless to say Michael Jackson and Elizabeth Taylor never married. But they did remain very good friends. Michael would sing Taylor's favorite song "Beat It" over and over and the beautiful Liz Taylor would do a type of Paso Doble wearing only her underwear.

In other news. Former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice has just published her 9th book. This one is a tell-all book on her hush-hush surreptitious affair with actor Jackie Chan. The book which should be in stores next week is titled, Fried Rice.

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