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Sunday, 28 June 2009

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Cheney the chief suspect in the Omerta-style Jackson cover-up

Los Angeles - (AssoCIAted Mess): Former CIA stooge George Bush Tenet has told Jackson investigators that the singer and his Nation of Islam groomer Louis Farrakhan were protected by a Dick Cheney 'ring of steel' from prosecution over the 9/11 World Trade Center atrocity.

The former Vice President personally ordered the shredding of Agency files connecting the two to ex-Saudi ambassador to Washington Prince Bandar's multi-billion dollar slushfunds, during the widely televised Bush 'pretzel' fiasco.

Tenet's evidence however is at gross variance with NATO military intelligence files which show it was Bill Clinton's security gofer Sandy Berger who deleted all criminal data linking Jackson, Farrakhan, Bandar and Osama Bin Laden.

Meanwhile in London security/intelligence honchos in MI6 are adamant that Jackson, Farrakhan and various others were always puppets of Al Qaeda monarch Queen Elizabeth.

The case continues.

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