Kennebunkport, Maine - (Dead & Buried Ass Mess): Secret emergency talks are taking place this weekend at the heavily guarded Walker's Point family compound home of former US President George Herbert Bush and his wife Barbara.
Behind the heavily blacked-out windows of the New England shingles (sic) style mansion a crisis war room is being prepared as bomb-proof armored limos carrying the Bushes' special weekend guests begin to arrive.
First up is Mark Lester, 50, Godfather to Michael Jackson's three children and former Oliver! starring role performer.
A private plane decked out in the Bush Family personal livery rushed him from his Cheltenham, Gloucestershire UK home this morning following frantic transatlantic phone calls last night.
Following on behind in the police motorcade is the two older Jackson children's birth mother Deborah Rowe, flanked by her lawyers and a team of burly ex-US Navy Seals bodyguards.
And bringing up the rear is Dame Elizabeth Taylor's stack of Cosa Nostra attorneys, their superficial anonymity immediately shattered by the tell-tale trail of copious facial sweating and trembling hands.
Expect more details on this fast-breaking exclusive as we get it.