California - (Intestate Bankrupt Ass Mess): The tribute act known as Michael Jackson is believed to have faked his own death once again.
Early reports from the Seedy Sinai Clinic say Jackson, 69, suffered a simulated fatal heart attack this afternoon, moments after hearing that Hollywood actress Farrah Fawcett had just died.
The troubled entertainer had been fighting several bankruptcy lawsuits following the Obama Administration's refusal of a stimulus package bailout.
A spokesperson for ex-wife Lisa Marie Presley said today:
"WTF?? You gotta be kidding!"
Meanwhile Jackson's creditors have pounced on advance takings from London O2 Arena box office receipts and locked them down in a High Court injunction.
Paris Hilton Putin is flabbergasted.