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Thursday, 25 June 2009

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A photo of Miley Cyrus' Lap snapped as she was leaving the Redondo Beach Wendy's.

LOS ANGELES - For the second time this week, Tinseltown website blogger Perez Hilton has been punched in the face.

First it was Polo Molina, the manager of The Black Eyed Peas and now it is none other than 16-year-old Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana.

Miley was sitting at a table at a Wendy's in Redondo Beach having a Mandarin Chicken Salad with Grilled Chicken Fillet when Hilton walked in.

He spotted her and he sat down at the table next to hers. He asked her if she had gotten over being dumped by her boyfriend. She turned to him and called him a fat fruitcake.

Perez then called her a titless lip syncing little twit. Miley put down her fork and she told her two oversized body guards (Huff and Puff) to each grab one of his arms. They did. And then Miley punched him in the face.

Perez fell to the floor screaming. Eye-witnesses said he yelled out, "No, not again and certainly not from a little pre-pubescent girl."

Miley walked over to where Perez was laying on the floor and she poured her Coffee Toffee Twisted Frosty on his Gucci purse. Perez started crying like the little girl that Miley was just two short years ago.

The Wendy's manager walked over and told Perez to get up and get out of his restaurant. He told him that he was upsetting his seven customers.

Perez said that he was also a customer and the manager told him that he was not a customer, and that he was a big fruitty nuisance. Perez stared crying even louder and at that point the seven Wendy's customers told him to please go cry outside.

Miley told her two bodyguards to pick up the blogging bitch and to take him outside to the parking lot. Perez was able to make a call on his cell phone to his attorney while he was squatting down in one of the handicapped parking spaces.

He then walked back inside the Wendy's and told Miley that he was going to sue her skinny little toddler ass. She then took Puff's Minute Maid Light Lemonade and tossed it on Perez' lap.

The California flake started crying. A little boy walked up to him and asked him for his autograph. Hilton told him that he was too upset to write.

The restaurant manager told Miley's two bodyguards to please take him outside and put him over by the dumpster if not in it.

The two bodyguards put Perez Hilton by the dumpster. Miley finished her meal and left to go film a commercial for Dairy Queen.

Perez went back inside and told the manager that he was going to personally sue him, as well as Wendy's, Miley Cyrus, her father Billy Ray Cyrus, Walt Disney Productions, Wolf Blitzer, Huff and Puff, The Black Eyed Peas, Black Sabbath, Jack Black, Shirley Temple Black, and Heidi Klum's black husband Seal.

In other news coming out of Tinseltown. Warner Brothers has just signed Dustin Hoffman to star in Oops, The GOP Governor Mark Sanford Story.

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