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Thursday, 25 June 2009

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The king of rock n roll Elvis Presley has been found alive and well in Minnesota north west USA.

The legendary performer was stumbled upon by a rancher who found Presley taking residence in his hay loft.

The cattleman, Bucky Weaver, was at first confused and alarmed but when Elvis appeared in his famous white jumpsuit Bucky knew immediately who he was confronting.

"By golly, its Evel Kneivel!" Mr Weaver allegedly cried.

The 72 year old singer was taken by his family to a local nightclub and asked to sing in return for a $4 million dollar fee. Obviously the show must go on.

Presley will next be writing a book, with a spinoff movie planned before announcing a 700 date tour of the planet.

The King is back!

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