Female astronauts aboard the International Space station have been complaining that they have no privacy from the spying eyes of UFOs according to NASA documents leaked to the media.
"Every time I get undressed for bed one of those UFO things is peeking through my window", complained veteran mission specialist Candy Coleman. "It's embarrassing to see them out there with lust in their huge eyes!"
NASA officials admit alien voyeurs have been a problem. However, they are reluctant to put drapes on the windows because of the alien's vastly superior technology.
"If we put up drapes the aliens might get pissed off and fire a ray gun or something at the station", said acting deputy NASA administrator Lori Garver. I admit, the chances of this happening are slim but it's not worth risking a project of this magnitude".
Most NASA astronauts have admitted to seeing UFOs but most have been men and said they couldn't care less about the alien visitors.
"What we have here", said astronaut Greg Johnson, "is a bunch of rednecks from some foreign world who have traveled across the galaxy to see some pussy. If they've come all that way I don't want to be the one to deny them.".
NASA officials say they will send beefier, more 'manly' women to the station from now on to discourage the alien visitors.