HOLLYWOOD, CA - Sympathetic North American Idol fans, in a show of support for this year's runner-up Adam Lambert, voted the rising star "The Man With the World's Largest Mangina."
The honorary title was bestowed upon him by means of votes cast at a special website, with nearly 62 million North American Idol fans in support of the measure.
Having spent the night in jail after a public squabble with ex-Miss California Carrie Prejean, Lambert was ready for a bit of good news, becoming noticeably upbeat when informed of the honor.
Asked whether the tightness of his pants during several of the performances might have affected the vote, Lambert laughed and said, "Probably, but I don't think it should surprise anyone to hear that my mangina is large. I'm proud of it. I embrace it. It's just another part of me."
To his credit, Lambert is a fairly sizable man, and should be expected to possess a larger than normal mangina. Nevertheless, experts predict Lambert will face stiff challenges from other manginas worldwide once word spreads that a new genital category has been recognized.
Upon hearing of Lambert's title, North American Idol Kris Allen reportedly said, "Adam deserved this. He is seriously one of the most gifted performers that I've ever met."