Shortly after President Obama killed a fly with his bare hand during a filmed interview with CNBC, the body of a young rookie republican who was waiting to visit the president after the interview was found outside.
The secret service says that he died when President Obama came out after the fly killing with blood in his eye and a fierce grimace set in his mouth, yelling "Now what do YOU want?" and that the young republican had a heart attack on the spot.
A quick call to the ASPCA had already been made concerning the fly but when hearing what had happened to the young republican representative, the caller told the ASPCA director that a young republican had been killed by the president.
"A young possum?" asked the ASPCA director. "We saw the horrendous fly swatting on the television. But now you say he's killed a young o'possum?"
"No sir, a young republican reresentative, I believe to be from Iowa."
"Republican? I'm sorry we can't help you there. Now, if it was a young o'possum it would be different. I suggest you call the ASPCR!"
However, there won't be any charges against President Obama since he merely yelled at the young man, after that fly incident. AP is now reporting that President Obama went into the television interview right after coming out of his Mother-In-Law's room.
"It appears Representative Percy Pimpbottom was not murdered but simple had succumbed to a weak heart condition", one agent said.
Everyone was then directed to a news conference by a White House spokesman, who immediately denied that Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's broken elbow earlier had anything to do with the President's earlier visit to his Mother-In-Law, nor the missing hair plugs from V.P. Biden's head.