Washington AC/DC - (Lurid Cold Whore Ass Mess): Democrat Father of the House and drunken lying cheating Opus Dei-fellating scumbag Senator Ted Kennedy has tested DNA positive for the paternity of top UK hate figure Vanessa George Bush.
Bush, 39, has been charged with multiple child porn and molestation charges at a Plymouth children's creche where she worked for 15 years.
Kennedy's family has ensured that decades of international blackmail, coercion and promotion of Global Piss Process affiliates has kept his little British bastard's existence out of the limelight.
"Apparently Mrs Thatcher's the Grandma in this disgusting scenario," a Reptiles Abroad source told UK reporters today.
Mary Jo Kopechne died on 18 July 1969.