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Thursday, 11 June 2009

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The Ex-Miss California, Carrie Prejean reacting to being told that she was being stripped of her title.

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump's support of Carrie Prejean, the reigning Miss California has gone out the window. The Trumpster dumped her in the dumpster like a hot tamale.

An aide to Mr. Trump, who owns the Miss USA Pageant, said that he overheard him telling Miss Prejean to return her tiara and her sash and hit the road.

He did tell her that she could keep her fake chumbawumbas (bamboochies) since he had misplaced the receipt.

One of Trump's personal hairdressers, Mr. Ooh La La added that the Donald remarked, "And don't let my gold-plated door hit you in your 'holier than thou' chundini (derriere).

An eyewitness said that Miss Prejean was crying and saying that it was all pageant judge Perez Hilton's fault because he asked her that question about Elton John riding sidesaddle.

When Mr. Trump was asked for a comment he replied, "Miss Prejean was stripped of her Miss California title because she did not play by my rules. She was supposed to do the ribbon cutting ceremonies at a brand new Brooklyn Jack-in-The-Box and she did not show up."

Prejean reportedly begged Mr. Trump to give her a third chance but he told her that, that had been the third ribbon cutting ceremony that she had missed.

Carrie told Mr. Trump that she knew that she would not be allowed to keep her sash or her tiara, but she did ask him to return the box with over 200 photos of her in various stages of undress.

He smiled and told her that his new assistant, Melissa Rivers had burned all 200 photos along with a pair of her high heels, a pair of her Daisy Duke short shorts, and one of her Victoria's Secret bras.

Prejean then, in a final act of desperation, told Trump that she would probably be making up some cockamamie story about him sexually harrassing her.

Trump became enraged. He reached in his top desk drawer and took out a taser gun. He pointed it at Prejean's brand new 36-D's. Carrie solemnly said, "You wouldn't dare."

"Hey, little lady. Did you forget? I'm Donald Trump."

"Mr. Trump put that taser gun down before it accidentally goes off."

"No one talks to the Trumpster like that."

"Oh yeah. Well how about this Mr. Trump. To be honest with you, I really don't know who has the stupider-looking hairdo you or Kim Jong Il.

"Bzzzzzzzzzz."

"Owwwwwwwwww!"

And speaking of Kim Jong Il. The North Korean leader is extremely excited because FedEx has just delivered the two parts that he needed to finish assembling his newest missile.

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