The Board of Directors of the Old White Men who Run the World met this weekend in an undisclosed location known only to most of them. The only item on the agenda was Barack Obama.
The following talking points were leaked to a bathroom attendant who meets very often with all of the Board members:
First of all, he is neither old nor all white;
Secondly, in only a few months he has actually tried to help his country and much of the world;
third, he does so in a very annoyingly civil and inclusive manner;
Fourth, speaking of inclusivity, he really went whole lechon asado on that Supreme Court nominee- a PR plus a woman who thinks she's a wise gal Latina..;
Fifth and finally, can you imagine an American President going into the Muslim world and bringing with him his indomitable hope...strike that, his damnable naivete?
The talking points ended with a notation to schedule lots of bathroom breaks.