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Thursday, 4 June 2009

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The glove Jackson wore in the musical production of "The Color Purple," in which he played the part of Sofia.

GARY, Indiana - Gary, Indiana's most famous native, Michael Jackson has told his manager that he wants to meet Britain's Got Talent contestant Shaheen Jarfargholi.

The "Gloved One" said that he was impressed with the 12-year-old wonderboy from Wales.

Shaheen, who sometimes goes by Shahee for short sang Michael Jackson's hit song, "Who's Lovin' You Now," on one of his BGT performances.

The crowd loved it and Jackson's record company reported that the song was downloaded off the Internet a total of 946,203 times within a 24 hour period.

Shaheen who is 12 has toured with several theatrical productions including "The Damn Pirates of Somalia," The Damn Six Foot Six Osama Bin Laden," and "The Damn Missile-Launching North Korean Punks."

But Shaheen gained international notoriety when he toured in the stage production of Michael Jackson's "Thriller Live."

Jackson managed to catch Shaheen's performance when he performed "Thriller Live" in Mumbai, India. He reportedly said that watching Shaheen was very much like watching himself except for the fact that he is a lot more whiter, taller, older, and his nose is a little different.

Shaheen's mother who reportedly went onto the Internet and read up on Michael Jackson said that she will allow Michael Jackson to meet with her son, but only as long as Jackson agrees to wear a straight jacket during the meeting.

She added that she will also insist on having three bodyguards present as well as an attack dog.

Michael Jackson's manager stated that it sure was one heck of a demanding request, but that his client had said that he would agree to the conditions as long as they would drop the guard dog idea.

Mrs. Jafargholi agreed.

Meanwhile, former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice has just released her seventh book since leaving office. This is her second cookbook and is entitled, "Chicken and Rice."

The book includes over 700 of Condi's favorite chicken and rice dishes. The book, which includes over 400 photographs and illustrations will be marketed in the Latin American market under the name "Arroz Con Pollo."

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