Labrador, Canada - A combination of fewer laborers and a sudden rise in the number of Labrador Retrievers has prompted the Obama Administration to change Labor day to Labrador Retriever day.
"The exceptionally affable, gentle, intelligent, energetic and good natured Labrador Retriever is certainly a dog we can all emulate and celebrate." President Obama said, in making the pronouncement at a ceremony held here commemorating Labrador's most famous contribution to American culture.
"This dog, above all others, deserves to have it's own day. A Labrador can carry an egg in its mouth without breaking it and that is something we should all try not to do. Breaking eggs. So, go out on Monday, September 7, Labrador Retriever Day, with your friends and family, and celebrate one of America's great breeds of dog."