Miami, Florida - (Ultimate Last Supper Menu Mess): First Hellfiredamnation Church of the Res-erection convert Father Cutie-Pie has confided in his new-found flock about "several acts of hardcore communion" on the golden sands of West Palm Beach with a talented, busty, blonde lip-reader-cum sperm extraction artiste Ms Ruhama Buni Canellis.
"I have done nothing wrong," Cutie-Pie told reporters this weekend, "except re-enact the mysteries of the Last Supper's ultimate dish-of-the-day."
Religious archives say nothing about the calorific content of such a delicacy but 15 k-Cals per mothfull (sic?) is nutritionists' generally accepted norm.
"Many compounds make up the average US male's sperm," Dr V Smart, Emeritius Professor of Tumescence at Oral Roberts University commented today.
"Apart from the usual mix of cocaine, THC and alcohol you can count on finding some of the following: aboutonia, ascorbic acid, blood-group antigens, calcium, chlorine, cholesterol, choline, citric acid, creatine, etc.
Supreme Court pick Judge Sonia Sotomayor has a humunguous ass.