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Friday, 29 May 2009

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A Ginger Monkey. Wanking. Allegedly.

Citizens of the United States Of America were overwhelmed by pent up emotions today as British Royal personage, Prince Harry the alleged piss artist visited ground zero in New York City - eight years after the tragic event.

The visit was described as a bridge building exercise between the USA and Al Qaeda, by Buckingham Palace, who usually don't have a fucking clue what they're talking about but who are never slow on exploiting a publicity opportunity.

Well, the ginger prick who's never (allegedly) been sure who his father is, turned up at Ground Zero eight years late, after thousands of British tourists have paid their respects by visiting the globe in Battery Park and having a Burger King overlooking the site. But of course, those visitors, while they may have been sincere, lacked the kudos of a right royal tosser.

Give us strength oh Lord.

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