Presidential hopefull John Kerry announced today that his pick for his Vice President would be none other then current President George Bush. Asked to explain his pick, Kerry told reporters that since his and President Bush's policies are so close together it only makes sense for him to pick George Bush, that way no matter who wins, George Bush will still have a hand in making policy for the American government. Kerry also noted that every other politician has turned him down so far and that he hadn't told President Bush about the choice so that he could not refuse the position.
President Bush appeared to be confused when asked about Kerry choosing him as VEEP, stating "Don't I already have a job?".
Democrat analysists stated this was a smart move by the Kerry camp and should shut up all those Nader people demanding that the Kerry campaign has abandoned it's Democrat roots.