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Topics: Liberalism

Wednesday, 27 May 2009

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A President and a Supreme with island roots...shhh

US liberals are so happy about Obama's nomination of a Puertoriqueno dama as a Supreme Court Justice that they don't know what to do.

After so many years of suffering through the Bush family appointments of Italian- American fascists and self hating negroes, their first black president is bringing on the first Latina high court judge and finally the Obama forces have learned to say: Si Se Puede!

But not so fast their fear factorum seems to be telling them. She'a South Bronx moderate... Sonia is only a Souter who eats chicharrones and only at the PR Day Parade... she loves baseball, the Yanquis Ricos! and empanadas de manzanas and look her mother is in the front row, though Limbaugh would have her in the back of the bus...

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